This showed up in my inbox this morning from Michael Munk, it cracked me up to no end!
Dear Esteemed Nigerian friend,
I am temporary Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America, from a regualr position at the money changing House of Goldman Sacks. My country has had crisis that caused the need for large transfer of funds of 700 billion dollars US. This is a minimum amount. It may be larger, depending on other factors you do not need to know how they arise.I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you and to your esteemd nation and even to the great African continental.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, who was a member of the United States Senate from the State of Texas until he arose to a senior lobbyist for the United Bank of Switzerland in Europe. Mr. Gram, who I have put forward to be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January, is known by you as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. Right now, he advises about finances the next Presidwent of American, the famous Navy admiral J. Sidney McCain III. So you can be assured that this transaction is 100% safe and not to worry, please.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need only your personal check drawn on reputable source, containly only your true sugnature. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of Americans because we are constantly under threat and surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look accross the oceans for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply and include all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and passwords and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson, Hank
Dear Esteemed Nigerian friend,
I am temporary Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America, from a regualr position at the money changing House of Goldman Sacks. My country has had crisis that caused the need for large transfer of funds of 700 billion dollars US. This is a minimum amount. It may be larger, depending on other factors you do not need to know how they arise.I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you and to your esteemd nation and even to the great African continental.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, who was a member of the United States Senate from the State of Texas until he arose to a senior lobbyist for the United Bank of Switzerland in Europe. Mr. Gram, who I have put forward to be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January, is known by you as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. Right now, he advises about finances the next Presidwent of American, the famous Navy admiral J. Sidney McCain III. So you can be assured that this transaction is 100% safe and not to worry, please.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need only your personal check drawn on reputable source, containly only your true sugnature. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of Americans because we are constantly under threat and surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look accross the oceans for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply and include all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and passwords and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson, Hank
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